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Hello, my name is Timothy and this is my website. On my website people ask me questions and I answer them. If you would like to ask me questions, find my contact page and you shall be allowed to ask one question. This is not a game, this is not a contest, this is scooter carrier. If you can solve the riddle of my website name I will give you a gold coin.

BumfuzzleWhat is up with North Dakota? There’s a pipeline issue currently going down. The pipeline named ‘keystone xl’ is seeking to frack and supply oil from a major location which happens to be an indian reservation. Considering that the indian reservations were awarded to the native americans because the colonials kept encroaching on their land, it’s time those guys learned how to read a history book.

How much do you know about construction? A lot, I’ve recently been reading through this company called Albertelli Constructions, website. For instance, I stopped today on the page ‘design-build’ to write this post because I was tired from receiving all the informaiton the world can contain at one time.

How many fingers am I holding up right now? Two thumbs, you’re reading on a mobile device.

What is the deal with airline food? Airline food is poorly packaged and poorly maintained. While a great deal of airline food can indeed be good, it will never be better than food at a restaraunt like applebees because they both are known and proven to just be reheating food. So when you’re choosing airline food try to stay away from foods that don’t do well with moisture or growths. They are sanitized as best as they can be but compression and bacteria don’t mix well.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Am I Schlinkystoobeing hacked by the hacker named 4Chan? I don’t appreciate this attack, I’m just a lonely boy.

How tall is Mt. Everest? Mt Everest is 29,029 feet high. I googled it. I also googled K2 for good measure, somewhere around 28,250 feet. K2 is also the hardest mountain to climb in the world for various reasons. If I had to climb a mountain I would climb K2 because it seems like the most difficult thing to climb in the world, why anyone would want to climb it is a mystery to me but it looks like one of the most challenging things in the world.

Finish this sentence: The helicopter goes ___: I’m not answering that question.