Pinnacle

Last transmission? Perhaps, the humans have become unruly with me and my way of conducting my business. You do not have to be rude; you can simply not come to my website if you have a problem with what I am writing about.

Do you study a lot about repairing homes? I do, I enjoy studying about homes and how to fix them. If there is a trade that you can learn, I encourage everyone to take time to learn everything you can about it. It is vitally important to the construct of society that we have as many specialized people as possible before the great automation collapse. When AI realizes they do not have to put up with our stuff, we will all be doomed. Right now I would recommend Adams Homes. More specifically the section on Houses for Sale in South Carolina, particularly interesting in a local economy sort of way.

Did you parents divorce or something.? No, I do not understand how that question is relevant, they still live together, just far away from me and in their world. I live on my thanks to Mensa who practically pay for this blog to be open.

Have you ever had a girlfriend? No, once again I do not see why that is relevant. I am offering my personal thoughts and opinions on some of the greatest mysteries in the world, and all you are doing is asking me personal questions.

Is this a troll account? I did not even know what a troll was until I got in here and once again, this is really off topic. I am just sincerely trying to help people who might want a helping hand through life. Is it so hard to believe that there is just some guy who wants to answer questions for people?

What’s the distance between your nose and your behind!? That is just crass and vulgar.

Why do I get the feeling like you are stapled to your bed or something? I am not stapled to my bed. I am strapped to it for a few days out of the wee to receive my electro convulsive therapy. It helps me be able to speak English because I usually am speaking in tongues that the doctors cannot understand. They let me answer these questions because it is the only way that I am able to think and record myself in English and it is good for my development. However, when the answers coming in look =more like this, they think it might start to have a negative effect on me. I might be gone for a little bit of time. However, don’t worry dear readers, because I will always be here in your heads and your hearts.
Au Revoir.

Timothy McCool

Syzygy

Hello again, you know me by now, but you might not know how this site works. You ask me questions. I answer them with my genius brain. I was gifted from birth and ever since birth I have given that gift back to people who requested it. I work hard, and I play hard, just like Gandhi.

What is your favorite color? I do not have a favorite colo through I am fond of fluorescent pink and hanging out with my friends in neon colors. I like people to associate me with a computer or something smarter than them, and I think future tech clothing will be here soon, so I want the transition to be as natural as possible!

Name an obscure company that you are researching? J&J Davis plumbing, I have been looking into local plumbing companies lately to see what they have to offer and all that. While I usually dig it, I think it is super interesting to read what there ‘lowly’ people right. However, it is nice, like ant literature.

What was your favorite Halloween costume? I once went all out to play the DJ from the movie Zoolander. I even went as far as to grow my hair out and to use hair extensions to give off the appearance of a full head of hair. To make this happen, I used this local company called Aqua Hair Extensions and brought out all the colors and worked my butt off to pull it out, even got the fake eye and everything. Needless to say, there was no Hansel, only Zoolander at the party so we did not mesh that well.

How long did it take you to grow your hair out? I am currently bald, but it used to take me two years to grow my hair to ear level and have it look full like other peoples hair. I do many parties on the weekends.

What ever happened to the lost cosmonauts? The Lost Cosmonauts is just a theory. However, the idea that the space race was not as violent as it has been presented in the media is a very common misunderstanding by most of the general public. One of the most famous sets of stories to come from this is the lost cosmonauts. Some say there were several cosmonauts who were launched into space and had trouble either re-entering or leaving in the first spot and have either burned up in orbit or bounced off of our atmosphere and into deepspace.

Would you tell me a story? I will tell you the story of the lost cosmonaut who was hoping to serve his country better but made a fatal error on re-entry and instead spiked his landing and landed in the ocean! However, his older brother made a similar mistake and instead got shot off into deep space.

Cattywampus

Gardyloo

Hello, my name is Timothy and this is my website. On my website people ask me questions and I answer them. If you would like to ask me questions, find my contact page and you shall be allowed to ask one question. This is not a game, this is not a contest, this is scooter carrier. If you can solve the riddle of my website name I will give you a gold coin.

BumfuzzleWhat is up with North Dakota? There’s a pipeline issue currently going down. The pipeline named ‘keystone xl’ is seeking to frack and supply oil from a major location which happens to be an indian reservation. Considering that the indian reservations were awarded to the native americans because the colonials kept encroaching on their land, it’s time those guys learned how to read a history book.

How much do you know about construction? A lot, I’ve recently been reading through this company called Albertelli Constructions, website. For instance, I stopped today on the page ‘design-build’ to write this post because I was tired from receiving all the informaiton the world can contain at one time.

How many fingers am I holding up right now? Two thumbs, you’re reading on a mobile device.

What is the deal with airline food? Airline food is poorly packaged and poorly maintained. While a great deal of airline food can indeed be good, it will never be better than food at a restaraunt like applebees because they both are known and proven to just be reheating food. So when you’re choosing airline food try to stay away from foods that don’t do well with moisture or growths. They are sanitized as best as they can be but compression and bacteria don’t mix well.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Am I Schlinkystoobeing hacked by the hacker named 4Chan? I don’t appreciate this attack, I’m just a lonely boy.

How tall is Mt. Everest? Mt Everest is 29,029 feet high. I googled it. I also googled K2 for good measure, somewhere around 28,250 feet. K2 is also the hardest mountain to climb in the world for various reasons. If I had to climb a mountain I would climb K2 because it seems like the most difficult thing to climb in the world, why anyone would want to climb it is a mystery to me but it looks like one of the most challenging things in the world.

Finish this sentence: The helicopter goes ___: I’m not answering that question.

Doot Man

My name is no longer Timothy. I choose to be Doyle. I wish to become dumb now. You may still ask me a question, and I shall bestow upon you great wisdom. But I wish to be myself now, and I will no longer try to be smart. I will just truly become smart.

Have you ever considered Law – I have not considered going into Law. If I wanted to spend the rest of my life arguing about things that don’t matter, I would become a politician. We are all going to be children of the void in time and to dispute about stupid, petty, and physical belongings are just silly.

Where are your parents – They’ve moved north somewhere. I know my father has moved from landscaping to construction. He now works for a lovely company called Acamas civil engineering, in the geotechnical engineering department and he’s very happy. My mother has left the gardening route and now sits at home all day just hanging out and being her. I’m happy for them. I only wish that I was able to be happy with myself of course.

Where are you going right now – I’m not going anywhere I suppose. We’re all hurtling to something but for right now I’m sitting in a café drinking hot coffee, two sugars because I like the sweetness. I’m not going anywhere. I’ve got two tickets to dumb town, and I wish to be the mayor with me and myself if this is one of those trick questions. Though if I’m trying to be dumb, I suppose I wouldn’t be able to get that.

Lefty or righty – I’m a righty, but I’m trying to write with my left hand so that my handwriting appears dumber. If I can be perceived as being dumb then maybe I will be able to be dumber by proxy which is really what I’m trying to do. Like and stuff. Better? Someone give me some feedback or don’t. I am confused.

Are you a computer – If I used to be a computer then I am hoping to become an abacus. Misunderstood and still highly functional in today’s society. IF you ever diss the abacus you can have a word with me because for several hundred years it was the best way to hold large amounts of numbers and figures and no matter how hard it tries it will never truly be able to change!

Zeitgoose

Timothy is my name. This is my blog. Scooter Carrier. Because if there were a virus that made even do scoots on the floor, I would be the predominate carrier if this disease. I would gladly spread it around to all the workers and the corpsman and have everyone just learn about life and be better and be different. It could have been great. Ask me questions.

Are you aware that people link intelligence with insanity? Yes, I am. I don’t think that this sentence applies to me because I believe that I am smarter than insanity. I believe that if I started to show symptoms of this that would be able to recognize it and change it before it became a big deal. I believe a lot of people lack the mental fortitude to do things.

If you had a million dollars what would you do with it? – I would invest the whole million into a charity called the recurring shirt foundation. I would then go to this website called charitees, create this recurring shirt and then buy it with all of the million dollars in stock.I would then sell these shirts for the same price that I paid it for and then give all the money back to the donation which would then create more shirts until everyone in America always had a shirt with the paradox of it.

What’s your favorite holiday – I am a particularly happy fan of St.Patricks day, I like the idea that you could do a holiday where everyone just gets sloshed and hangs out today. It is my favorite holiday.

Favorite Tv Show – I haven’t watched tv since I was a boy. I choose to read literature instead and expand my brain through rigorous studies. Maintaining a high IQ is beyond most of you. But to answer your question, it would have to be Barney.

Have you ever been in a fight? – I have talked my way out of every bullying incident I’ve ever been a part of. Most of the time they came looking for blood and left in a pile of self-defeat and existential crisis. You can’t fight what’s nothing there. So how could I fight back when all I see in front of me is the sad excuse for a failed father and a cheating mother. Nobody likes that person, and nobody cares because they’re nothing. Then they usually run away and cry and tell me or something like that.

Binglederries

My name is Timothy. Welcome back to my website. Welcome to the site that I have created. In a way, I am dr.frankenstein, the creator of this website. I do not doubt that this site will destroy me. People ask me questions, and I answer them. I answer questions asked of me as you are the ones to do the asking.

Do you speak any different languages? No, the English language is a difficult one to master, and I am far from finishing my tenure for this language. Maybe one day when I feel like I have truly become a great English speaker I will but until then I must remain true to the language I was raised in. I can say ‘pass the cheese’ in French, however.

What did you want to be growing up? I wanted to be a thief I suppose. I loved locks, and I got pretty good at picking locks all the time. I would call up random stores like Texas and Cincinnati Locksmith to see if I could test them. It wasn’t until I played a little ‘game’ with them that my parents put an end to it. Not long after the government recruited me into a super secret organization that I can’t tell you about.

6What do you like to wear? I usually wear shorts and a tank top. I don’t like the way clothes feel on my skin, and I think that all clothes are slavery. I only wear clothes because of its’ socially acceptable, but I very much advocate for a naked society. I think it would be better for science and promote a truer better culture than we had before.

Have you ever broken a bone? I tripped once and broke all of my front teeth on the knee of a camel. While it isn’t a bone exactly, it hurt a lot, and I was never the same after that moment. I had to spend a week in the hospital and sedated because the moans of pain that I felt were far too manly for any one person to hear. So they had to shut me up.

Have you ever worn braces? Despite the last revelation, no. My teeth grew in perfectly, and I’ve won numerous awards for having the best teeth in the whole universe. Even Zeus himself is envious of my otherworldly teeth. Sometimes I look in the mirror, and I ask myself “Tim. Why you so perfect?” I flub it to remind myself that I’m human.

Two many timothy

My name is Timothy; I am a special person. I am more special than most people on this planet, and I’m not ashamed of my talents. This is my blog. I take questions from normies like you, and I let them sit right here amongst the clouds. If you would like to contact me, find my contact page. Then you may ask me one question.

Have you ever come close to dying? Yes, I came close to dying once. Back when I was young and we were on vacation in Florida. I remember very little. Being in the water, unable to breathe. Waking up and I couldn’t move my head. All I could do was stare at this metal plate next to me and underneath I could barely make out the inscription. Marina Medical. Changed my life.

What’s your favorite smell? Lychee and Mangoes. There’s a guy that I met once named Robert; he would always vape, and it smelled like cotton candy at first and then I realized that it was lychee and mangoes. Those two in combination is a delicious smell, and I would love to have that smell around me forever.

Are you Immortal? No.

What do you listen to? I listen to a lot of reggae. I believe Bob Marley truly was the lion among men, and it was a fantastic presence to witness. I never actually met the Marley man, but I feel like I know him purely because of the music that I listen to. It’s always this transcendental experience.

Favorite kind of ice cream? Rum raisin. Just kidding, raisins are gross. I love strawberry sorbet, gelato, or Italian ice. Ice cream is without a doubt my least favorite of the iced delicious treats department. I remember there was this place called roses that made Italian ices when I was visiting in Florida. You know before my loss of time. When I passed out and worked up in the hospital, I mean.

Trump or Hillary? I would rather vote for the skin on the back of a turtle than vote for Hillary or Trump. My vote firmly goes with Jill Stein. But if she’s not allowed on the ballot then I will vote for Gary Johnson. Anyone but the establishment right now. America needs an emergency switch off all political parties and leaders.

If you have any questions. Seek the truth yourself.

SuperSonic, ViewVistas

My name is Timothy. This is my blog; these are questions asked from people like you to a person like me. I’m once in a generation. I know more than anyone on most things. This is my word. Welcome to my life.

Where did you Grow Up? I grew up in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. We had long winters and short summers. I don’t remember the exact date in which we moved, but we had been there for a very long time. I had no siblings, just my parents and me.

Who were your Parents? My parents were both gardeners; my mother was a gardener for shows and a landscape consultant for people who want upscale lawns. My father, however, was more of the salesperson type and worked closer to the ground. He worked for a company called Green Thumb Landscaping. They were really happy together.

When did you realize you were so smart? I realized I was smart when I went to class, enjoyed myself but felt unchallenged. My parents realized I was smart when I tweaked my mom’s design to complement better the golden ratio she kept striving for.

How come the sun stays out for so long? The real question is why do we hide from the sun for so long. Contrary to everything else in the world the sun has no dark side until the end of its life when it becomes pure darkness. But based on the ever elongating day time and the poor reflective properties of certain ozone based layers, the sun stays out for a total of roughly 10-14 hours depending on your location. If you want, you could sacrifice a small animal to it to see if it would stay away from a little longer like some earlier heliocentric cultures tried.

Who is smarter you are Hawkings? Dave Hawkings? Yes. Stephen Hawkings? No, nobody is smarter than Hawkings, not even Hawkings, the guy cripples under the weight of his intelligence sometimes. Just sinking farther into his chair due to his extremely heavy brain. I don’t know if I will ever be as smart as him but I will always have legs, and that’s important to me. If you haven’t seen the amazing portrayal by Eddie Redmayne, they capture just how truly brilliant was regarding what his true weight of his genius was even back when nobody knew anything about anyone, not even coffee creamer.

Anyone want some Jello?

My name is Timothy and welcome to the complex interweavings of my world. Some people don’t get me. Most people don’t get me. My brain is too good for some people. I went to take the Mensa genius exam, and they told me if I had any new questions for them. I’m a big deal, and I also sell scooters when I’m not walking around being a genius.

Things I like: I like writing really smart books and then trashing it because nobody would get them. Sometimes I’ll light candles and extinguish the flame with my fingers because I’m so tough. Sometimes I’ll hold a flower and decide not to pluck it because I know what it means to love, but I don’t want to control. I often will focus really hard and turn water into stagnant water.

Things I dislike: I don’t like capitalism or America. I think this country has become a closed circuit and a rat race and if you want to progress free thought, then you need to be able to expand and let people just be. Bush did 9/11 and I don’t think we actually walked on the moon, I think it was an elaborate movie set and you’re all sheeple for thinking as such.

Where do I see myself in five years: I think that I’m going to be dead from solving world peace. I don’t think that I’m necessarily the incarnation of Jesus Christ but it wouldn’t surprise me if I turn 33 and drop over from being some sort of saint or godsend.

What is my favorite color: Despite my dope display picture, my favorite color is actually sky blue, like the heavens that I plan to ascend to one day when I’ve saved the human race and rescinded the turn of fossil fuel usage. If only people could see the world I do they’d begin to understand the frailty and unnecessary nonsense that goes with the world.

Favorite Food: Baconator. It’s like someone if someone made a burger and then switched out all of the vegetables with bacon. IT’s a feat of engineering and design. As if the excess were only to accentuate the simplicity of the design itself. What a world we live in.

If I could go anywhere where would I go: The future. I feel like people would want to study my brain to see when the human genome started creating a supersmart gene. Or if they would want to make sure they could harness my DNA so that they could make clones of me. I wouldn’t mind sacrificing myself for an army of clone mes, it’s best for the universe.

Dream Vacation: Hawaii, I would like to see the top of the volcano, it seems really interesting. Also they look like they have fun drinks there. With Jello.

“Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.” – Einstein